Friday, February 17, 2012

NOTEPAD SCRIPTS

Pranks isn't it? You want to play a prank on your friends computer?

These are some scripts that will really annoy your friend. But be careful, it might destroy someone's computer.

1. These script will make your friends CD/DVD drives pop itself. Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.VBS

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Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
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2. These script will toggle your friend's CAPSLOCK on and off simultaneously. Annoying isn't it?  Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.VBS
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 Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
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3. This one rocks. It will shutdown your friends computer and it also show an error message!
*To cancel shutdown, run cmd.exe and type "shutdown -a"

Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.BAT

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@echo off
msg * message here
shutdown -c "message here" -s
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4. This will spam "ENTER" on you keyboard. Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.VBS 
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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
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5. This one is also good. I made a variation of this to ask a girl for a date. I should say it's effective. LOL. Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.VBS 
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WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
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6. This will show a message then spam backspace on your keyboard. Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.VBS 
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MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
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7. This will spam the words "You are a fool" on your keyboard. 
*You can change the words by changing "you are a fool" on the script to your message.
Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.VBS 
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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

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8. This one will continuously run notepad. Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.BAT
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@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
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9. This is a hard prank. Choosing 1 to 5 does a certain action.

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE OF THIS. HAHA)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.BAT
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@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
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10. This is cool.  It will make your screen flash random colors! Just press anything if you want to stop.

Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.BAT
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@echo off
echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg
echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg
echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg
echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg
echo g=100>>\z.dbg
echo q>>\z.dbg
debug <\z.dbg>nul
del \z.dbg
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11. Well this one is a spam. It will run cmd.exe many times.

Copy the code to notepad and save it as ANYNAME.BAT
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@echo off
:loop1
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
goto loop2

:loop2
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
goto loop1

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*OK This is how you stop these scripts or run it safely. My method is to put a saved script into a flash drive, then i run it from the flash drive. If anything starts to go wrong, I'll just pull the flash drive without safely removing it. It will automatically stop the process.
OR an alternative method is using Windows Task Manager. To open the task manager, press CTRL+ALT+DEL then choose open/run task manager OR right click on the the taskbar and click task manager. Go to processes tab, check the "SHOW PROCESSES FROM ALL USERS" checkbox, then find the process "wscript.exe", then click "END PROCESS". (WARNING FOR NEWBS: BE CAREFUL WITH TASK MANAGER)


Well just be careful with this scripts! 


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